Brian Nugent Doesn't Want To Look at Tony Cardone's Internet Porn

An in depth, and deeply cranky, look at local news happening in the Towns of Woodbury, Monroe, and the Village of South Blooming Grove.

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Well, this has been quite the week, hasn’t it?

It was the final meeting of tinpot dictator Tony Cardone’s reign of terror in the Town of Monroe, complete with his weird friends. Like anti-vaxxer and former New York State Assembly candidate Tom Lapolla. United Monroe’s Mike Egan, father of Palm Tree, was there too, with both men making veiled threats to the incoming Town Board and supervisor while talking about how great Tony is. I guess when you’re already denying the power of vaccines, this isn’t much of a stretch.

Starting January 1, your Monroe Town Board will consist of Maureen Richardson as supervisor, with Beth Stephens, Luis Rivera, and Sal Scancarello as Town Board members. There is one seat open, vacated by Councilwoman Richardson. For those asking, The Walking Penis’s term in office doesn’t end until 2027. So, you’re stuck with Sal for a while, unless … I’m getting ahead of myself.

For the record, no, I’m…