Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? It's Donald Trump this Friday
Is The White House finally going to comment on Letitia James's election fraud cover-up in New York State?
We’re back. Briefly, anyway. Here’s the status update: I am finished with How to Protect Yourself From Fascists & Weirdos. If you would like a free copy of the book, whether it be the full text on a single webpage, a PDF, or an MP3, all you gotta do is sign up for the Stupid Sexy Privacy newsletter. The newsletter itself is inactive until the book is released. After that, it’ll update every so often. There’s no set publication schedule just yet for that newsletter. I don’t know what things are going to look like in the world, let alone here in Orange County. But that’s how you get the book, and I pledge not to send out more than one newsletter a week over there once it’s activated again.
The book should be out as a PDF and as text in June. The MP3 recording will be out after that based on when they can get the studio and our narrator available. The book is also way longer than it was supposed to be. We thought it’d be 20,000 words. It’s (about) 40,000. Almost as long as my first book, Social Media Is Bullshit, which was 42,000 words.
This has caused a bit of a budget problem, since we only planned to record a 20,000 word book. But I’m looking to see how I can resolve that. You can help by becoming a paid subscriber to The Monroe Gazette.
That brings us to the next book, which is about South Blooming Grove.
Specifically, the next book is the federal court case I am constructing, which will be filed pro se, against the Village concerning the repeated instances of voter fraud that have been documented in the press, shared with the FBI, and with Attorney General Letitia James going back to 2022. The court case is the book, basically. It's about how a very real case of election fraud was allowed to happen because the state of New York decided, at multiple turns, that it would be advantageous to ignore the activities of a politically powerful real estate developer, Keen Equities. Failing to intervene environmentally through the DEC, despite a municipal water and sewage infrastructure crisis through the Department of Health—not to mention the pretend fire, EMS, and police departments DOH allowed to operate alongside Orange County—right down to the local level with the Town Supervisor, Robert Jeroloman, and the Police Chief ignoring the takeoff and landing of a helicopter at an unregistered helipad, something the FAA has insisted the Police Chief, and current Village of Monroe Mayor —Alex Melchiorrie— can do something about. And let's not forget the Division of Election Law Enforcement, which told us they didn't see a problem with what was reported about South Blooming Grove, the Governor's office refusing to turn over emails sent to and from the real estate developers, and everyone's favorite adulterous "Populist" State Senator Skoufis, taking large donations from those involved and only occasionally feigning interest in solving the problems in the Village.
That brings us to this …
President Donald Trump will be in Rockland County on Friday, May 22 at Rockland Community College. I’ve applied to attend as a member of the media. The White House, so far anyway, has not replied to multiple requests for comment about the legitimate case of voter fraud presented to them in New York State, one that Trump’s archenemy, Letitia James, is covering up. One would think Trump and the MAGA people would be all over this. But while the White House has replied to every request for comment that The Monroe Gazette has sent to them, this one they won’t touch. We find that odd, don’t you? So, I’d like to get to the bottom of this. Especially because so many people in Orange County who voted for Trump did so thinking he’d “fix them.” By them, I mean our Haredi brothers and sisters. And by fix, they mean the (often correct) perception of special treatment received by government officials on the local, county, and state level.
It sure would be a shame for all those people to realize they’ve been had, you know?
MAGA wouldn’t lie to people … Would they?
So. We will be back to our normal posting soon. Closer to the end of the month. I’ve been getting calls and emails asking where I am. I am finishing my book. We’re gearing up for the next one, and The Monroe Gazette will return shortly. Thank you for your patience.


