The Monroe Gazette

The Monroe Gazette

Guess Who's Freaking Out About a New Orange County Ethics Complaint?

Mr. Transparency, Brandon Calore, is trying to hide the bad news while Mrs. Cristina Kisel is about to have a visit from the State Police.

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B.J. Mendelson
Jun 24, 2025
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Above: MAGA Candidates for Mayor (Woodbury, Brandon Calore, left) and Town Supervisor (Monroe, Tony Cardone, right) are laughing about the money they’re both raking in from local real estate developers.

Both men also share the labor of an unpaid — at least officially — kid named Elias Cunningham. Mr. Cunningham, for those of you who don’t know, is Convicted Felon Tim Mitts, if Tim Mitts needed his parent’s permission every time he wanted to post something on Facebook.

We can say this because, if you look at any local politician’s Facebook presence, you’ll find Mr. Elias Cunningham in there trolling them. Since Mr. Cunningham is the campaign manager for both Brandon Calore and Tony Cardone — as well as for failed New York State Assembly candidate, Tom Lapolla, and failed New York State Senate Candidate Dorey Houle — we think it’s important that you know a little more about Elias.

If Mr. Cunningham goes 0-4 this November, we hope the local MAGA candidates will take the hint that, whate…

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