Surprise! It's Another Tim Mitts Con Job
Everyone's favorite Convicted Felon is back on his bullshit in this week's installment of, "Are we still doing this? Really?"
Above: The May 5th, 2025 Town of Monroe Board meeting. Not a single process server was to be found. Neither was Convicted Felon Tim Mitts. Don’t you think it’s odd that a man running for Town Supervisor is never present at Town meetings?
In November of 2024, Convicted Felon Timothy Mitts was a candidate on the Conservative Party Line for the New York State Senate. Dorey Houle was the candidate on the Republican line in the race for the 42nd District Seat. Mitts beat Houle in the Conservative Party Primary by 37 votes. Winning 435 to 398. Whether or not that’s the number of dicks Mitts sucked to get those 435 votes is unknown. Despite claiming for months that The Monroe Gazette had him blocked from communicating with us, it turns out it was the other way around. So, we are unable to reach Mr. Mitts concerning the number of dicks he may or may not sucked to get those votes.
And yes. That’s a “Clerks” joke. Mitts is too stupid to get the joke. So I needed to call that out here before he has a fucking meltdown. Because you know he will. Every time we publish a story about him, he’s going to cry about it on Facebook. “Oh the Jew is being mean to me again!” That’s what Tim Mitts means, by the way, when he calls yours truly a “Gerbil.” He’s borrowing local Nazi Jay Westerveld’s anti-semitic and dehumanizing language. Thinking you’re too stupid to get what he’s doing. Or to know that Mr. Westerveld made a career lying about the legitimacy of the organizations he claims to run, and where he taught classes. Do you understand now why Mr. Mitts and Mr. Westerveld get along so well?
Unlike Mr. Mitts and Mr. Westerveld, we don’t think you’re stupid. We think most of you got that “Clerks” joke, too. But if you didn’t …
Timothy Mitts is a convicted felon who went to prison for conning people. His whole deal is assuming you’re stupid. It’s what he does. That’s how con jobs work. That’s why, whenever we fact-check him, Mitts just move on to the next con. “Councilwoman Richardson is avoiding my subpoenas!” As you can see in the video above, Monroe Town Councilwoman Maureen Richardson appeared at a well-publicized regular time and place, a Town Board meeting. Not a single process server was to be found. (A wild David Rabbitts appeared, but we’ll get to him in another post.) I don’t know about you, but if I wanted to serve an elected official a subpoena? I’d absolutely do it at a Town or Village Board meeting for maximum impact. Mr. Mitts did not do that, because he is a liar. It’s all part of the con.
Mitts then moved on to, “I’m going to file a complaint with the New York State Commission on Ethics and Lobbying against Councilwoman Richardson for avoiding my subpoena!” The Monroe Gazette spoke to the NYSCEL, and they said they don’t have jurisdiction over local elected officials. So Mitts moved on again to something else:
Class act.
You see how this works? It’s a constant attempt to lie and convince you of that lie. And when one lie doesn’t work? You discard it and move on to the next one. Timothy Mitts is the Nigerian Prince of Monroe. He is the walking embodiment of that scam.
And the reason those scams still exist is because, even if 99% of people know that it’s bullshit? There’s always that 1% who don’t. So I don’t think of the people who vote for Tim Mitts — either in the State Senate election last Fall, or this local election in November, or his inevitable run for Village of Monroe Mayor next year — as enthusiastic participants in our Democracy. I see them as victims.
Unfortunately, like people sucked up in the traitorous and un-American MAGA movement, there’s nothing you can do for them. They’ll either figure out their way out of the bottle, or they won’t. (That’s a Wittgenstein reference. That’s right, we went from Kevin Smith to Wittgenstein in a single story.)
The important thing, and the reason why I do posts like this, is to inocculate the rest of you against his bullshit. If you see that Mitts constantly lies, you’ll have your defenses up when you encounter him in the wild. You’ll also tell your friends about it.
Where’s Your Tax Returns, Timmy?
Recently, Mr. Mitts stated that he’s a “business man.” But if you take a look at the federal lawsuit filed against the Town of Monroe by Summer Crest LLC, even that claim is dubious. Unless you count conning people out of their money as a business, some of you might. In that case, business is good for Mr. Mitts. Because every day that his federal lawsuit goes on against the Town of Monroe? It’s costing you money. That’s right Monroe. Every time you wake up in the morning, and that lawsuit is ongoing? Tim Mitts is stealing your money. This lawsuit is the latest con, and one that’s been going on since July of 2023.
And if Mitts is elected Town Supervisor? He’s going to come and take the rest of that money from you. Because that’s what people like Tim Mitts and MAGA do, it’s a con. They get rich by stealing from you and telling you someone else is doing it. MAGA wants you to think it’s black, brown, and trans people. Mitts wants you to think it’s Councilwoman Richardson.
There’s little evidence to suggest Mr. Mitts is a legitimate businessman. Pamela Lee, for example, owns the majority of the LLC that’s currently suing the Town of Monroe. If Mr. Mitts were a successful businessman, he wouldn’t need to hide his assets and resources across a complicated web of trusts and LLCS. You know who does that? People who are looking to commit tax evasion. Which, wouldn’t you know it, was part of the activities that got Mr. Mitts sent to jail in the first place.
Let’s take this a step further: Ask Tim Mitts to release his tax returns. Any legitimate businessman running for office should be able to do this without a problem. If you want to be a public official so badly, you should be able to demonstrate that there are no entanglements that may jeopardize your judgment.
And I mean all of the tax returns. Let’s see Tim Mitts’s tax returns. Pamela Lee’s tax returns. And the tax information their various legal entities submitted, including any recent real estate transactions between 2023 and 2025.
Mitts will never do this. And that, my friends, is how you know he’s trying to con you.
It’s easier for him to make up stories. It’s like when you provide factual information to a MAGA troll, and the only thing they have to say to you is, “Something Something Barack Obama” or “Something Something Hunter Biden.” There is no logical response. There is no substance to any of this. It’s just bullshit. And it’ll be bullshit about anything they don’t like, to justify whatever it is that they do.
Here’s another example. We’ve got an Indivisible Monroe protest coming up for May 17th, rain or shine, from 1pm to 2:30pm at the corner of Lake Street and 17 M. These events are Pro-Democracy and non-partisan. Everyone is welcome from Republicans, Democrats, and Independents. You may have seen both organizers appear at this week’s Town and Village Board meetings.
And what did Mr. Tim Mitts have to say about that?
Pictured Above: You can trust Tim, everybody, he says he passed by “several times”! Also, he and Alex “Nice Toes” Rivera have been crying for weeks about Councilwoman Richardson dodging subpoenas. If he was driving around “several times” and saw her there, why didn’t he have Mrs. Richardson served?
Big brave boy didn’t bother to get out of the car and take a good look at what walking the walk actually looks like. And if you go ahead and watch to the end of the Town Board meeting above? You’ll find one of the Indivisible Monroe event organizers. Reminding everyone to get refills on their medication because there will be shortages due to the Trump Tariffs.
That’s radical?
If Mr. Mitts wants to explain how looking out for your friends and neighbors is radical, we’re all ears. What, exactly, has Mr. Mitts done to warn everyone about the upcoming shortages and price hikes on everyday items like tomatoes?
We’re guessing it’s close to nothing.
Let’s Talk About That Real Estate Transaction
If Mr. Mitts releases this tax information, which he won’t, we believe you’re going to find some curiously timed real estate transactions. Ones that tie back to this past November’s State Senate election.
Specifically, there are numerous allegations from people close to Mitts and James G. Skoufis that a series of real estate transactions occurred. And that these real estate transactions were Mitts’s compensation for running against Dorey Houle in 2024.
Why would the local Democrat team up with a convicted felon? Because the last time James G. Skoufis ran against Dorey Houle in 2022 for the same State Senate Seat, he nearly lost. Skoufis won the seat by 1,432 votes. So, to secure re-election for himself, Mr. Skoufis ran a convicted felon against Dorey Houle on the Conservative party line in 2024. He was compensated, allegedly, through these real estate transactions. This way, it would be impossible to connect Skoufis to Mitts
That, my friends, is a scandal. It gets worse if these real estate transactions took place in Monroe. Why? Because now you have Skoufis friend, David Rabbitts, running a primary conveniently against the woman Mr. Mitts spends a healthy amount of time attacking online.
Nobody else finds that one odd? Really?
Mitts has rarely, if ever, denied the relationship with Skoufis. Something verified by multiple people we spoke with for this story. Including people who helped set up Mr. Mitts’s campaign on behalf of Skoufis.
Mitts also rarely, if ever, denied that these real estate transactions took place.
If there’s nothing to hide, Mr. Mitts will have no problem posting these tax returns and information about his LLCs and trusts. He will have no problem coming clean about the nature of his relationship with State Senator James G. Skoufis.
Until then, we’re sure the con will continue to evolve after we press publish on this story. But you shouldn’t believe it. And you should demand every day that Mr. Mitts, Mrs. Lee, and the LLCs and Trusts release their tax information. Monroe voters are owed answers. Not theatrics.