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What Does Israel Have To Do With Woodbury's Second Garbage Pickup?

The Town of Woodbury issued a puzzling statement to explain why some residents, but not all, received extra garbage service in April.

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May 01, 2024
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Ok. So …

I’m not here to bother you with national and international politics, unless there’s a direct tie-in to something happening in Southern Orange County.

For example:

Donations to Congressman Pat Ryan by hanhallah and then the Congressman looking the other way on issues involving Keen Equities LLC and Clovewood?

That’s something I would cover.

But Congress (finally) passing a bill to help fund Ukraine’s defense against a Russian invasion?

That’s something I’m interested in, but it’s not something I’d cover.

Fair?

I sure hope so, because today we have to talk about Israel, since it was invoked in the dumbest way possible by the Town of Woodbury.

Passover started on April 22nd and ended on Tuesday, April 30th.

Depending on how observant you are as a Jew, you either mark the start of Passover with a big slice of pizza and a bottle of Gatorade, or you clean your home so thoroughly that no crumbs can be found at the subatomic level.

(I did pizza and gatorade this year.)

Since Woodbury — like …

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