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Reanimated Corpse of Unpopular Group Disturbs Town Meeting
The James G. Skoufis aligned members of the Town of Monroe Democratic Committee are working overtime to give Supervisor Tony Cardone another term in…
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B.J. Mendelson
Woodbury Resident Concerned About Too Many Brown People Using the Pool
No. Illegal immigrants are not invading the Town of Woodbury's reservoir. Holy shit. Why do we even need to have this conversation?
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B.J. Mendelson
Monroe Town Supervisor Democratic Primary: David Rabbitts vs. Maureen Richardson
The pilot episode of The Monroe Gazette podcast has a lot to say about the Town of Monroe Democratic primary in June between David Rabbitts and Maureen…
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B.J. Mendelson
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How to File a Wile E. Coyote Lawsuit of Your Own
A brief announcement from your friends at The Monroe Gazette on how to sue South Blooming Grove and DOGE.
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B.J. Mendelson
Everyone Can Legally Call Convicted Felon, Timothy Mitts, a Loser
A short post about the end of a federal lawsuit against the Town of Monroe, filed by a convicted felon.
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B.J. Mendelson
Out of Toilet Paper? This Local Newspaper Can Help!
The four constitutional amendments needed to save America, and what happens when the local newspaper (again) fails to do its job. (And yes, there is a…
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B.J. Mendelson
Surprise! It's Another Tim Mitts Con Job
Everyone's favorite Convicted Felon is back on his bullshit in this week's installment of, "Are we still doing this? Really?"
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B.J. Mendelson
South Blooming Grove's Joel Stern Demands Convicted Pedophile Go Free
A controversial letter circulating in the Haredi community has a couple of familiar signatories here in Southern Orange County and Northern Rockland…
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B.J. Mendelson
What Do You Do When Nazis Show Up to Your Party?
The first Indivisible protest in Monroe was a big success. We have pictures, as well as news on the next one, and what to do when the MAGA Nazis show up…
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B.J. Mendelson
Photo-News Again Fails Readers With Deceptive Ads, & Zero Fact Checking
Between David Rabbitts false statements and the American Chemistry Council's deceptive advertisements, Straus News had a banner week for letting down…
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B.J. Mendelson

April 2025

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