Walking Penis Praises "Smooth and Productive" Town of Monroe Meeting
This post isn't about what you think it is, but it does involve Monroe Town Councilman Sal Scancarello.
Above: A brief (under thirty minute) Town of Monroe meeting occurred on April 21st, 2025. At the end of the meeting, Walking Penis Sal Scancarello commented on what a “smooth and productive meeting” they had. Of course, Dorey Houle, Tony Cardone, and Sal Scancarello didn’t bother to address any of the challenges facing the Town at the meeting, despite having ample time to do so. Neither, by the way, did any of the people currently running in the local Democratic primary. I didn’t see David Rabbits, Brandon Bernard, and Weird Asshole Paul Phelan at this meeting to speak during public comment. Did you?
We don’t talk enough about Walking Penis, Monroe Town Councilman Sal Scancarello.
I mean, we reported on how his son was accused of threatening to kill Haredi men at the local Target. But Mr. Scancarello declined to comment on these accusations when asked to do so.
And we also reported on how Sal Scancarello elbowed fellow Monroe Town Councilwoman Maureen Richardson in the chest, resulting in her needing to go to the emergency room.
But we don’t talk enough about how the man looks like a walking penis. That’s just my opinion, of course.
Anyway, now that I have your attention … On April 28th, our friends from First Due Weather From The Compound shared something really important. You might have missed it.
It was a special weather statement issued by the National Weather Service concerning an elevated risk of fire to spread that day in Orange County. This is the first of many alerts like this that we will see going into the Summer and Fall. And it’s important to stress right now that Sal Scancarello, Dorey Houle, and Tony Cardone have no plan in the event of another major forest fire. Remember, during the Jennings Creek Fire, Dorey Houle updated her friends. Not Town residents.
So, while it’s great that the Town of Monroe had its first meeting under ninety minutes — at least as far as I can recall — it’s one thing to comment on how brief the meeting was. It’s another to use that time productively to discuss things like the total lack of an emergency plan. The Jennings Creek Fire was less than ten miles from us. During its outbreak, there were multiple flare-ups of smaller fires on the Monroe-Tuxedo border.
Now. Listen. I know. Convicted Felon Tim Mitts, his weird friend obsessed with Councilwoman Richardson’s boyfriend, and the MAGA Morons don’t believe in Climate Change. They especially don’t think that climate change will increase the likelihood of future incidents like the Jennings Creek Fire in our area. Mitts has said so himself in one of those psychotic Facebook rants of his. He said he doesn’t believe Climate Change increases the risk of local forest fires.
Given that we don't have an emergency plan, do you really want that man in charge of your town?
They’re wrong, of course.
Southern Orange County is at a high risk for increased climate change-fueled Forest Fires.
So, what are you going to do about it? I’ll tell you one thing I wouldn’t do, I wouldn’t hold a Town meeting, not address this life-threatening emergency, and then brag about how smooth and productive that Town meeting just was.
So, listen. Y’all got a choice to make.
America's history has had three phases. The first was the period from 1606 to 1776, before the Revolution.
The second phase was from 1776 to 1861. That was America between the Revolution and the Civil War.
The third phase was from 1861 to 2025. That was the passage of the 14th Amendment to the swearing in of a president who decided he could ignore the courts, the Constitution, and the people.
We’re now entering a fourth phase. And to be honest, nobody knows what this thing will look like. It could be that we wind up in a dictatorship. One aided and abetted by brain dead MAGA Morons and other selfish idiots.
Or we can fix it.
How? By passing the 28th Amendment to rid our politics of corporate and foreign influence. You do this by overturning Citizens United vs. FEC, which we talked about yesterday as it relates to Congressman Mike Lawler.
By passing a 29th Amendment to eliminate partisan gerrymandering, abolish the Electoral College, implement term limits, and ensure everyone has universal access to a ballot by mail.
And by passing a 30th Amendment that completes the work President Franklin Delano Roosevelt proposed in his Second Bill of Rights. (You’ll notice MAGA hates FDR. The first reason is because he defeated their favorite team, the Nazis. The second is because of this proposed Second Bill of Rights.)
Now, we can argue about how the Second Bill of Rights gets implemented. But here’s my interpretation of it: FDR wanted to guarantee every American freedom from corporate monopolies and unfair competition. Let’s do that. We can break up these monopolies if we fully staff and fund our federal government.
FDR wanted to create a right to healthcare coverage for all Americans. Let’s do that. How? By allowing people to opt in to Medicare and providing Medicaid access to all children under 18.
Finally, FDR wanted all Americans to have the right to be free from economic fears. Let’s do it. How? We can expand Social Security payments to everyone over 18. Funded by raising the corporate tax to 52%, which is what it was under President Eisenhower. We can also fully staff and fund the IRS to go after the wealthy and the corporations who hide up to $1T (yes, that’s a T for Trillion) dollars every year.
That’s your choice. You can have an America that works for everyone. Or you can have an America that works only for the wealthy and the well-connected.
On Saturday, May 3rd, from 1 to 2:30 p.m, Monroe is getting its own Indivisible protest.
They will be gathering at the corner of 17M and Lake Street.
You can join them.
Or you can stay at home and do nothing.
That’s what’s on the line now.
You can fix this. Or you can let it burn. But remember, if you let it burn, nobody’s coming to save you when the fire reaches your house because it will.